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AmBeam
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Topics: 19 Replies: 577
Registered: 24.Oct.04 |
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New idea to build a big story on CTG, by users of course . I'm starting with couple of sentences, and someone adds next fragment to build the greatest story ever seen , and so on..
The rules are simple:
1. Text must have something common to the sentences written before. Just should fit to the main story.
2. Text length must have min. 3 sentences.
3. Hmm.. the chapters?
4. It would be nice to see sometimes a pictures icluded to the text.
If someone is not interested to continue the story, then don't write there anything .
So how it gonna be? Let me start...
Chapter one.
Far, far away, in the land called Cute-Trance-Girls, there was living a lovely princess . She had the long black hairs, and had a beautiful voice. She was waiting for any kinght, who can rescue her from the beast called Void Pointer . The beast was smart: she always closed the doors, when the kinght was arriving ...
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Ceekayed
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Topics: 19 Replies: 492
Registered: 30.Aug.03 |
... This beast was really horrible to look at - it had two blue innocent-looking eyes, a nose that reminds of... well, a nose you might see on your face after your mate has watched Fight Club too many times, long and curly red hair, and top of that, breasts tiny enough to fill a bathtub.
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Vegaro
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Topics: 48 Replies: 661
Registered: 05.May.04 |
Unfortunately for the princess, the first knight who challenged the beast was the one christened as Sir Party-San. Rising up to about 1 meter high, although he was a (very very) young knight, he already posessed an impressive control over the arts of Swording and modern history. The princess looked from her window at the charging young knight, fearing to witness a gruesome outcome.
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Louigi Verona
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Topics: 384 Replies: 3827
Registered: 22.Aug.03 |
"Oh, dart!" - she thought. - "I remember seeing this guy in a beer commercial... And his horse is so fat and slow... Where is the world coming to?"
At that same moment Party-San charged and swung at the beast. Void Pointer had time to think over his manuevers while watching the young knight approach the castle for over five hours.
Indeed, Party-San's horse was an event of amusement far more brilliant then it's owner - her shape wasn't exactly funny nor it was amusing. Pityful is the word. Not to mention her name was Pinky. (She is pink, yes. A special medical case. Or something like that). She even won the Alltimes CTG Turtle Race Award - came in third.
So all Void Pointer decided to do was swallow the sword from the hand of a brave warrior. Party-San cosidered this for a moment and then jumped off his horse.
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AmBeam
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Topics: 19 Replies: 577
Registered: 24.Oct.04 |
Unfortunately he broke his legs, both fo them. Even couldn't climb to any step of the first level of the castle. Then he called by his gestapo's mobil phone his friend - Protznast, who was his farm-hand. Protznast was trying to arrive as fast as he could, but he hasn't got his own horse. He has to run across dark woods, when the robbers are hidding for any occasions.
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John Marwin
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Topics: 58 Replies: 1842
Registered: 30.Jun.03 |
But little did anyone know, that the sinister sheep Jace was luring inside of the woods, ready to pounce on anyone that dared enter, so the fate for dear proznast was already sealed even before he ever dreamed of entering the woods....
Meanwhile, back at the horse, little party-san got help from an old wise sensei,
who somehow mended his bones with some weird massage technique.
The name of this weird sensei was indeed *sensei*, and he quickly left
as fast as he arrived in his deus-ex-machinaeism
Party-san got pissed, got up on his poor excuse for a horse , yelled at Void Pointer
that "I'll get you next time VP.... NEXT TIME!" and he rode off feeling pretty
unmanly about himself.....
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DDspeed
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Topics: 24 Replies: 4892
Registered: 07.Jun.03 |
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PartySan
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Topics: 54 Replies: 6015
Registered: 20.Jun.04 |
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John Marwin wrote on 18 Apr. (13:34) :
But little did anyone know, that the sinister sheep Jace was luring inside of the woods, ready to pounce on anyone that dared enter, so the fate for dear proznast was already sealed even before he ever dreamed of entering the woods....
Meanwhile, back at the horse, little party-san got help from an old wise sensei,
who somehow mended his bones with some weird massage technique.
The name of this weird sensei was indeed *sensei*, and he quickly left
as fast as he arrived in his deus-ex-machinaeism
Party-san got pissed, got up on his poor excuse for a horse , yelled at Void Pointer
that "I'll get you next time VP.... NEXT TIME!" and he rode off feeling pretty
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VP went to his secret lair (a hollowed out volcano), got his bazooka, and prepared to destroy Sensei. The Bazooka went, but it missed Sensei by an inch. Sensei got pissed, calledout to PartySan with his trusted Holy Hand Grenade. Sensei grabbed a Homing Pigeon, and made a Girder, trenching himself and San inside. Jace came out to VP with a stock of Ninja Ropes, and VP got the Kamikaze. VP swapped the Kamikaze with the Ninja Ropes, and ordered Jace to kill himself for the Emperor or Jadan, John Marwin. Jace kamikaziied himself but only blew a hole in the Girder. PartySan threw out a Holy Hand Grenade and hit VP fully, leaving him with only 1 points of his life.
Then accidentally, VP's bazooka hit Slammy, who was seeing Roncli and discussing Outpost's new members nearby. Slammy was pissed, and launched a Super Sheep, destroying the evil VP.
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ptrance
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Topics: 9 Replies: 433
Registered: 10.Nov.03 |
Lets just hope Storm won´t see this topic... otherwise the half ctg community would die again
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Void Pointer
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Topics: 68 Replies: 5292
Registered: 08.Feb.03 |
Hmm, you have something against me Partysaint?
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