John Marwin
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Alright, into the fray then! this is some of the 1337 things Chuck does:
In the original "all your base are belong to us" flash, all parts were
played by Chuck Norris, but due to the fact that everyone who
saw the flash died from it's roundhouseyness, it got censored.
Entering "Chuck Norris" as a password , will make all computers melt.
1337 doesn't originally mean "leet" , it's actually the number of people that Chuck Norris has killed before he stopped counting.
If Chuck Norris entered an irc channel, everyone would ping out.
Chuck Norris doesn't hack computers, he just stares at them until
they hack themselves. (okey, this one was really bad  )
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benefit of the boomerang
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Registered: 01.Jan.03 |
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It is sayd that Super Mario started growing his moustache to be like Chuck Norris.
Bush initially wanted to hire Chuck Norris to invade Iraq and destroy Saddam's
regime if only the Congres thought that "there ought to be SOME Iraq left to errr
establish a democracy on."
Saddam initially wanted to hire Chuck Norris too because he also growed his
moustache to Chuck Norris' liking. The man himself, however, was at a bar with
Mr T. at the time Saddam called and the awesomeness couldn't be contained through just one phoneline.
Das Nibelunglied was sung to honour Chuck Norris, Norman bards of old deemed
to call him "Siegfried" because his gaze could oppose Wodan himself. The story
is based on fiction though, because in the story Siegfried has a weakness.
Before a new Dalai Llama is elected, the Tibetan Monks first ring Chuck Norris for approval.
CTG actually means CHUCK, THANK GOD
"Life is a play and you a terrible actor."
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Kcirr3d
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Registered: 01.Feb.05 |
The man himself, however, was at a bar with
Mr T. at the time Saddam called and the awesomeness couldn't be contained through just one phoneline. |
good one |
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xa
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Registered: 08.Jun.04 |
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Like the sun for tomorrow’s dawn
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What you’re here for, what you breathe for
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Atlantis
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Registered: 14.Jan.03 |
xa wrote on 23 Jan. (6:37) :
You know, this topic brings great joy into people's lives
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Word 
I submitted "Chuck Norris owns a tube amp" here: http://chucknorrisisgod.com/recent.php (#610). I guess no one will get it though.
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Kcirr3d
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Registered: 01.Feb.05 |
Still hilarious as ever....
get this one:
You thought FPS Doug was impossible to defeat when it came to Counter Strike, then came Chuck Norris to own his ass at that game. See episode 5 of Pure Pwnage for yourself...
FPS-Doug Episode 5
 Chuck Norris got annoyed too.. and instead of a lethal roundhousekick to the face he decided to beat the guy in his own game..bullet in the head.. pure Chuck Norrisation
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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PartySan
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Registered: 20.Jun.04 |
Kcirr3d wrote on 24 Jan. (0:31) :
Still hilarious as ever....
get this one:
You thought FPS Doug was impossible to defeat when it came to Counter Strike, then came Chuck Norris to own his ass at that game. See episode 5 of Pure Pwnage for yourself...
FPS-Doug Episode 5
Chuck Norris got annoyed too.. and instead of a lethal roundhousekick to the face he decided to beat the guy in his own game..bullet in the head.. pure Chuck Norrisation
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Btw, Kcirr3d, your avatar looks very anime-ish 
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Kcirr3d
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Registered: 01.Feb.05 |
Partisan, i made it in adobe illustrator.. a vectordrawing.
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PartySan
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Registered: 20.Jun.04 |
Kcirr3d wrote on 29 Jan. (2:40) :
PartySan, i made it in adobe illustrator.. a vectordrawing.
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and this animation has something to do with it?... What game is it?
ps, how many freakin' times do I have to correct you on my nick's spelling?
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Atlantis
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Registered: 14.Jan.03 |
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat.
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