benefit of the boomerang
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Atlantis wrote on 01 Feb. (10:18) :
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat.
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Hahahahaha!!!
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Kcirr3d wrote on 25 Feb. (0:10) :
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LMAO, how cool
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benefit of the boomerang
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the amount of coolness can hardly be contained in 7650 pixels
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LoneStar
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[17:28:19] <Jace> chuck norris owns bruce lee :I
[17:28:25] <LoneStar> no
[17:28:30] <Jace> well
[17:28:35] <LoneStar> didn't you see the movie to the end?
[17:28:45] <Jace> bruce lee only won because chuck shaved >
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DDspeed
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Actually in the Lee vs. Chuck movie I've seen Chuck definately wasn't shaved. Besides having his favourite beard he also had DISGUSTING hair all over his back and arms
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Kcirr3d
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anyone made a Norris emoticon yet?
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DDspeed
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Hey, I'm not clean shaved myself .
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benefit of the boomerang
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Denis wrote on 27 Feb. (14:48) :
Actually in the Lee vs. Chuck movie I've seen Chuck definately wasn't shaved. Besides having his favourite beard he also had DISGUSTING hair all over his back and arms
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eh, you're not supposed to get a hard on over doctor Norris man
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