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Write new replyWed 13 Sep. 2006 (15:56) [81.20.159.165] 1/322 quick link
Think out funny Comp. errors .. they might not exist but ;)

here is one for example :

Windows has preformed an illegal operation whyle playing your offtones, windows will now shut down.
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Write new replyWed 13 Sep. 2006 (16:41) [87.234.245.82] 2/322 quick link
As a coder, i have to post these:

Access violation reading 0xDEADBEEF
Access violation reading 0x2BADC0DE
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Write new replyWed 13 Sep. 2006 (20:38) [62.136.52.51] 3/322 quick link
A long time ago, when I was a coder doing simple C++ (must have been a decade ago now) I coded my own error-trapping routine; the resulting message went something like this:

Oh fuck, something screwed up.

At which point I got thrown out of the library for typing rude words. Damned teachers with no sense of humour.
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Write new replyWed 13 Sep. 2006 (21:09) [84.58.7.146] 4/322 quick link
Who is General Failure and why is he trying to read drive C:?
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Write new replyWed 13 Sep. 2006 (21:12) [83.249.21.138] 5/322 quick link
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I miss this... ;)
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Write new replyWed 13 Sep. 2006 (21:27) [194.134.189.186] 6/322 quick link
My favourite oxymoron: Microsoft Works
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Write new replyThu 14 Sep. 2006 (7:33) [85.30.90.117] 7/322 quick link
botb wrote on 13 Sep. (21:27) :

My favourite oxymoron: Microsoft Works


Here's the ultimate truth:

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

Enlighten thyselves with this ancient wisdom :) )))
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Write new replyThu 14 Sep. 2006 (9:48) [213.229.88.27] 8/322 quick link
The user has performed an illegal operation. Please replace the user and try again.

You can prevent from seeing this error by not using both the keyboard and the mouse at all.

You think this error is bad? Well I looked at you through your webcam, and I can say there are worse things.

Unable to access drive F: (CDROM). Please reinstall the drivers that came with the cd.
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Write new replyThu 14 Sep. 2006 (10:38) [84.58.7.146] 9/322 quick link
Helpdesk: Yeah that's the typical PEBKAC syndrome.
Noob: What?
Helpdesk: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

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Sys Amin: There's a problem with the OSI Layer 8.
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Write new replyThu 14 Sep. 2006 (11:12) [213.229.88.27] 10/322 quick link
Unable to respond to task. Task description: "".

Your system is not responding. Please turn on your system.

I don't like your colorsheme. Please change it to continue.
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