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xTr1m
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (0:20) [85.180.238.22] 91/117 quick link
Episode 010 - Who is who?


Thank you for holding, your call is very important for us. Please hold!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif *whistles*


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/atlantis.gif He's been doing that for half an hour or so...


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/slammy.gif Dude where's my pie?


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif I keep hearing my tune, it's great! But they must be on lunch break or someth.. oh, hi! .... yeah I'm xTr1m *presses speaker button on phone*


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/woman.gif And what can i do for ya?


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Yes you see I've got an umbrella here, and its broken, if you know what I mean...


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/woman.gif
You don't say...


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif I mean it! And I've been waiting here long enough holding the line, and expect to be helped.


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We don't manufacture umbrellas, Only carpets and brooms.


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Are you taking me for an idiot? It's engraved all over it: Nimbus group, Modell 278/3.


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*silence* ... Please hold.



Thank you for holding, your call is very important for us. Please hold!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Fuck them, I think you are wasting your time...


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif I guess you should have approached it differently, dude...


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/woman.gif
Mr xTr1m? I'm very sorry, of course. We don't usually handle that kind of ware here, I'll patch you through, but first I need the PID of the item.


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif *goes pale*, *makes throat-cutting signals and shakes head desperately*


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif The PID? OK, wait a moment, please hold. *pushes hold button on phone* (to mary) Is a PID a personal ID? Did you steal this?!


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif *opens mouth in disbelief*


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif :rotfl: It's been a farse all the time, I knew it! She ain't no witch!


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif *holds hand over umbrella* Please shut UP!


*umbrella flies towards xTr1m's hand*


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif :geek: you?!


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif *eyes glow blue* She doesn't know the PID... of course, now I see... *graps the receiver, pushes hold button on phone* Thanks for holding. Actually, you're not asking for the PID, you better be asking for the PIE.


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Very Well, Mr. xTr1m. I'm connecting the call now.


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What was all that about?


http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif I'd better be... going, you know? just... going.

(suddenly the sound of thunder and a bright light emanating from the door shocks everybody)

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/john_marwin.gif (from the door) This has gone too far, Mary. The time has come. Do it. now.

(from the phone)Yes, Alexander Nimbus here. How can I help you?
to be continued...

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Louigi Verona
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (7:37) [213.247.219.66] 92/117 quick link
oh, boy! :)
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (8:49) [82.217.141.37] 93/117 quick link
Ow no! Episode 009 got overwritten! :col:
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (11:31) [85.179.205.61] 94/117 quick link
Sorry... my fault. fixed.
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (11:44) [82.217.141.37] 95/117 quick link
Yay yay! The Scrabble Saga was saved :hail:

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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (14:33) [85.204.212.105] 96/117 quick link
Episode 010 - Guhhhnfingas!!

Starring:

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http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/john_marwin.gif John Marwin

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif xa

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif xTr1m

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif Mary Weldon

(i'd need some Rammstein icons!!)

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Everybody in the room is silent. PartySan suddenly claps his hands. Everybody turns towards him.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Oh fuck! Fuck! I didn't get it! Arrgh...

PartySan runs off out of the room, slapping objects and clapping.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif I'm gon' get ya, you fucking mosquito!...

Again, room is silent. PartySan succeeds in killing the mosquito.

Phoneman: Yeah, hello? How can I help you?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Nimbus! Ich muß wissen, was geschah bis einen Ihrer Regenschirme.

Phoneman: Okay, Frank. Wie?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Modell 278/3, PIE.... wie... 18.1.13.13.19.20.5.9.14"

Phoneman: Oh, habst du es gefunden? Scheiße auf mir, Mann, wird es Monaten gestohlen! Ich habe nach ihm seit gesucht, aber die verfluchte Polizei gerade hört nicht auf uns paranormal-menschen jetzt, nicht sie?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Ja, ich weiss. Haben Sie Sie versucht in Österreich?

Phoneman: selbstverständlich versuchte ich, wenn ich Österreich motherfucking, but they suck too!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Word.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif (off-camera) Oh shit. xTr1m! I think the Babelfish computer has a virus!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Ignore it, PartySan, it sucks like that all the time.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Oh, okay. I forgot.

xTr1m hangs up the phone. Mary frantically tries to do the thing John Marwin mentioned, whatever the fuck it was. xTr1m quickly knocks her down.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Marwin! I'm gonna smash your face in!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/john_marwin.gif Oh yeah?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif GYEAH!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif Oh cool, a battle!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif PartySan!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif What?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Hit it!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif (takes out boombox) Will "Feuer Frei!" do? I loaned somebody the "fight-music" CD...

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Yes!

"Feuer Frei!" plays from the boombox. John Marwin and xTr1m have a high-priced special effects-heavy and very comedic fight sequence. John has a lightsaber. xTr1m has an umbrella. Needless to say, when the song ends, xTr1m is punched to the ground.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif That's our cue, xa!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif Awright!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

xa smashes John with his Jackie Chan-like fighting abilities (freak accident). PartySan uses his "Bruce Willis power" to beat John.

John is quickly defeated. PartySan shoots him several times in the head!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif Eagh! PartySan!!!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif It's the "Bruce Willis power", for fuck's sake!!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Okay. Let's take care of the wizard woman.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif AWRIIIIIIGHT!!!

PartySan prepares to shoot.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif No, no, no, no, no. We're supposed to "do" her. Not kill her.

PartySan suddenly collapses in laughter at the sound of an old Beavis and Butthead joke.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif Do her?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Nah. But I had to stop him going all Bruce Willis on her ass.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif Tru 'dat, mon.

Suddenly a big guy materializes in the room.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/nur-ab-sal.gif I'M NUR-AB-SAL, BITCH!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xtr1mgif.gif Oh, no.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/xa.gif I think he's seen "The Juggernaut Bitch!!" one too many times.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/atlantis.gif Fuck. What'll we do?

Nur-Ab-Sal swoops across the room. Everybody but PartySan is knocked out.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Wait! Yeah, that's it!

Runs to the computer.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif If I shove the LAN cable up my ass... I'll be able to harness the power of the interwebs!!!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif Will that help?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Pfft, I dunno, I never tried it bef... wait, where the fuck d'you come from? You were knocked out!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif I'm really a...

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif (very quickly) Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, now shut up and let me think. Oh shit, can't shove it up my ass. Too thick. Need somethin... Ah, yes, the mouth! And I need to get wasted too! Allright! You barricade the door, I'll go get drunk!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif Bu...

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif JUST DO IT!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif Okay...

Mary Weldon blocks the door. PartySan gets very wasted very quickly and puts the LAN cable in his mouth.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif (gets a sfx scene showing him becoming strong) INTRAWEB YEAH, FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/mary_weldon.gif Do you really gotta curse like that?

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif Well, yeah. It's the power of the internet. If I curse, I become stronger :)

Nur-Ab-Sal breaks down the door. PartySan proceeds to hit him hard, and beat the shit out of him. Then, Nur-Ab-Sal knocks him down. He goes into "Bruce Willis mode" and resumes beating the shit out of him. Before he manages to kill him, Nur-Ab-Sal throws Mary and PartySan through a mini-black hole.

They both fall somewhere in the alternate dimension.

THE END.

http://cdn.untergrund.net/pics/ctg/partysan.gif And now, bloopers!

A series of bloopers looking suspiciously like the ones Jackie Chan does are shown.

TO BE CONTINUED.... IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!1111111111111: The search for "Mu Shu"
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (14:42) [213.247.219.66] 97/117 quick link
Oh, boy. Our Soap-Opera is certainly full of the f*** word =)
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (14:47) [85.204.212.105] 98/117 quick link
Louigi Verona wrote on 26 Jan. (14:42) :

Oh, boy. Our Soap-Opera is certainly full of the f*** word =)


If you try to write something after watching an episode of "Retarded Animal Babies", see how it ends up :D
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Write new replyFri 26 Jan. 2007 (23:33) [85.179.203.250] 99/117 quick link
I think that the f word drops the quality of the whole thing... :no:
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Write new replySat 27 Jan. 2007 (0:03) [81.155.229.151] 100/117 quick link
I think occasional use of the word 'fuck' is acceptable.
But only fucking occasionally, mind.
For fuck's sake.
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