|benefit of the boomerang
|in the meantime, up in pulgatory
Am I Dead?
No, you're Kricke.
And you are...?
Oh, I'm working here only parttime, for whenever God feels like unleashing his wrath somewhere.
So FTW am I doing here?
Right now I can only reveal very little because it is not my place in this existance to tell you more than you should know, but basically you got killed by Partysan.
Aaah, that explains why I was tryzing to mumble his name while I was suffocating in my own blood!
all of a sudden, speed focus walks in pulgatory
Phew, what a day what a day! Been smithing souls and whatnot since eight o clock this morning!
Don't take it personally, if you managed to stay alive the previous episode, you would have known that all CTG'ers are closely related somehow. Finding the truth about your past might very well sound like a nifty task for you to spend eternity with.
Eternity can be pretty damn long.
Hence I will send you back to da land of da living, revitalised and 37 degrees celcius. But you will reside in the body of a woman.
Such is your fate. Death by shuriken, life by tampons. Finding out WHY all this shit is happening to you is either a very wise thing to do, or a complete waste of time. You be the judge.
just for the occasion, botb walks in to laugh at the situation and also just in time for the commercial break
Who the hell let YOU in here, swineboy!
He wrote this damn episode, shitface. OFCOURSE he's showing up.
benefit of the boomerang