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Louigi Verona
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The CTG Soap-Opera
Starring:
1up
Louigi Verona
John Marwin
PartySan
xa
xTr1m
Episode 006 - The Duplicate Pie
Everybody's playing Nintendo Wii when xa enters.
Howdy, guys! I've bought a pie!
Wow! Great. Slice me a piece!
How's the weather out there?
Um. Rainy...
Hey! I got 1 up!
xa takes out a knife and at that moment a puff of smoke covers the pie and after the smoke is gone there are two pies on the table.
Huh?!
What's with the pie?!
OMG... I don't know. (laughs) One moment there was this pie here and then something happened and it just duplicated...
Wait a minute. (taking out his tricorder) These readings indicate that... these two pies are identical!
Identical? In what way?
As far as I can see - in every way: the molecular structure, the time signature. Everything checks out fine.
Don't wanna be rude guys, but I think you're talking crap. Personally, I would prefer to eat pies, not investigate pies.
John cuts a piece from a cake and eats it. As he swallows the last piece, something happens and a puff of smoke hides John Marvin. When the smoke is gone, everybody sees two John Marwins.
Well-well, well-well.
Frank, scan him.
Erm... According to these readings, this is a duplicate of John Marwin.
Duplicate? You mean - like a twin?
No, I mean like an exact copy.
(still playing Nintendo)Hey! I got 2 ups!
John Marwins look around anxiously.
Hm. (addressing both Marwins) How do you feel, guys?
I'm okay.
Me too.
Are you the real John?
Yes!
Yes!
I see.
(to Frank) Can't you locate any differences between them?
Well... Honestly? No. At least not with this stupid tricorder.
Are you sure it's a tricorder? It looks like a TV remote control.
Oh... That would explain why everytime I press a button a TV in front of me switches channels...
Okay, let's start from the beginning. xa, you brought a pie, right?
Yep.
It was a normal ordinary pie bought in a normal non-alien and non-parallel-dimensional shop, right?
Absolutely.
Then we should assume that the reason for pie duplication is in this room.
(still playing Nintendo)Hey! I got 3 ups!
(screwing up his eyes) Right! For how long were we playing the Wii?
(looking at his watch) Not more than 17 hours... Why?
Don't you see it? This table stands right in the focus of the subspace distortions which radiate from the Wii! (technobabble.org)
John Marwins together:
This is bullshit!
Wait, I'm getting it. Frank is right. Remember, not long before the pie duplication had occured, 1up recieved a new life - that is, a duplicate Mario.
Exactly! The field amplified the effect and the pie here doubled.
Okay, that explains that. What about John?
I guess he ate a piece from a pie duplicate. It should be soaked with duplicative energy and so it passed on to him.
What do we do to get John to his singular form?
I honestly don't know.
What if we feed him the original pie?
I doubt it will change much. The original pie doesn't have any special energy in it, it's neutral like all other objects here. Besides, you wouldn't know which John is the original and which is a duplicate. I wouldn't want to feed the duplicate here - before you know it, he can duplicate again!
Suddenly the table is once more covered with a puff of smoke and everybody finds three pies on a table.
1up, would you stop it?
(to 1 up)Did you get a new Mario?
A new Luigi, actually.
Ha-ha, you should watch out, Mr.Verona!
Indeed, I should keep away from that table.
I think the only way to solve the problem is if 1up looses all Luigi's except for one. That would create a singularity signal here and feed the pies with singularitative energy. If we feed Johns that pie, I think the duplicate would fade away.
Agreed.
Let's do it!
Oh, no. Guys, I've just reached the third castle! How am I supposed to save Princess Peach with 1 life?!
If you don't do it right away, I'll shovel that peach into your throat!
(to PartySan) Calm down, will ya? (to 1up) Come one, Daniel. This is important.
Alright, alright...
One by one 1up looses all game chracters but 1.
Oki, it's done. Ugh...
Very well. Let's see what happens.
They wait.
I knew that was not going to work!
John Marwins together:
Bullshit it is!
Suddenly a puff of smoke happens and as smoke goes away, they see only one pie right left.
Hooray! It worked! (claps his hands)
Okay, Johns, all you have to do is eat the pie.
One of Johns suddenly steps back.
I am not doing it.
Why not?
Because I don't want to fade!
Aha! So it's YOU who is the duplicate!
I am not!
You are!
Am not!
Actually, because they are identical, I don't think they know who is real and who is not. Each one of them feels like he is the original John Marwin.
Oh, boy...
The original John Marwin... I like how that sounds. Pretty much like the Original House Mix.
Then John will just have to be brave.
I don't want to be brave, I want to be alive!
What if only the real John eats the pie?
One of the Johns says "Bullshit" and grabs a piece. After he'd eaten it, a large puff of smoke appears in the room. Everybody coughs. After it's gone, there is only one John in the room.
Thank God, it worked!
Woof! Thanks for saving me, you are my real friends! (the audience voices "Aww")
Suddenly they hear familiar chimes coming from Wii.
Hey! I got 1 up!
Oh, no...
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Cdnalsi
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Absolutely stunning piece of writing!! 
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Ero
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PartySan
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Teh CTG Soap-Opera über-retard mode!
Starringz:
Atlantis
John Marwin
PartySan
slammy
xTr1m
Episode 7 - Insert episode title here.
John Marwin and PartySan are watching some stuff.
So, you got anything else?
Erh... let's see...
checks DVDs
Nope.
Damn, I'm bored.
Me too.
xTr1m comes in
Hey guys! How's it going?
PartySan and John Marwin give xTr1m their best "bummed out" look.
Bored?
You fucking bet.
*pause*
Say, did you find Nifflas?
Well, now that you mentioned it...
pulls out something
Hold on, are you sure this isn't the TV remote?
(offscreen, drunk and near-unintelligible) Geev mee bach deh blooodies remoote no! I waent to wash de Pi channls, ye waynkerszh!!!
xTr1m tosses the remote to a very drunk Slammy, pulls out his ICLD.
some button-mashing ensues on the part of xTr1m.
So you didn't find jack shit, did you?
HEY!
PartySan throws a spear at Jack Shit.
Look guys. There are the ICLD readings. An entity called "Nifflas" was detected trying to contact us from a different time and space.
You mean?
No. He's contacting us from..... THE PAST!!!
DOO DOO DOOOOOOM
Ah, okay! Thought he'd come from the future and stuff.
 lolomfgj00rstupid. Where'd you get that idea?
"One Missed Call".
 Ask oldbrian.
Hey! He just left me a message! On my... MOBILE PHONE!!!!!!1
That's my mobile phone, dammit!
What'sitsay?
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah...
Bullshit!
No, this is Nifflas we're talking about.
Maybe it's a code?
Bullshit!
Slammy comes in.
Pie!
No!
Hey, whatcha got there, Atlantis?
yanks off the mobile phone.
Dear Slammy please inform the others of what you can read here I have been trapped in the past by a big thing called Nur-Ab-Sal and I need you guyses help to escape What is this bullshit?
Oh no!
DOO DOO DOOM.
PartySan hurls a ninjastar at the sound editor.
That's it, too much fucking drama. I'm off.
TO BE CONTINUED.... IN THENEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!!!11111111
"You are what you is" - Frank Zappa
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xa
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(Suddenly they hear familiar chimes coming from Wii.)
1up - "Hey, I got 1up!"
xTr1m - "Oh, no..." |
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Cdnalsi
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Guys, check out the first post, I've updated it with all kinds of shit 
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slammin vinyl
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DOG EGGS!
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Cdnalsi
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Dang, I didn't have time to do another episode.
You guys sick it of already??
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