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LoneStar
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Registered: 03.Jun.04 |
Everyone who even cared about that thread and now even remotely feels pissed, shall
GET A LIFE
maybe. Come on guys, you're acting like you're ten years old, getting excited over the most profane things. I mean "count to 1000" WTF
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Registered: 03.Jan.03 |
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have no fear
älskling is here |
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Zepsi
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Topics: 53
Replies: 1132
Registered: 30.Jan.03 |
älskling wrote on 04 Feb. (17:30) :
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
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dfast
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Registered: 07.Jan.03 |
waiting for bored topic to get spoiled now.
...it just can't, can it? how to kill what is already dead? how to resurrect a fart of a phoenix?
on topic then, I'd say tyr must start another 'count to 1000' topic, but this time he has to be the only one counting them damn numbers, one by one. if a fatal mistake occurs, he shall begin the flatulent workout from the beginning.
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Zepsi wrote on 04 Feb. (19:34) :
älskling wrote on 04 Feb. (17:30) :
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xTr1m
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roncli
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Registered: 18.Dec.03 |
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John Marwin wrote on 03 Feb. (16:53) :
The defense wishes to make it's pleading argument:
Had my client cheated, I would have been the one to scream "HANG THE BASTARD!" because I hate cheaters myself, I mean, come on, who doesn't hate a cheater eh?
But since my client played by the rules and actually posted 30 something replies to the thread and in a monumental way ended it before everybody else, I think he should be considered innocent. Albeit a bit too enthustiastic, but none the less, innocent.
And as for those people going "but mid thread, we agreed to change the rules!" , I say, why wasn't this stated in the beginning of the thread?
Actually, checking out the first page, it quickly dawns on me that THERE ARE NO RULES, hence NOBODY WAS CHEATING, hell without rules, there can be no game!
So, therefore on account of this, I motion the judge for a declaration of mistrial.
the defense rests.
*sits down next to tyr and goes "johnny crane!"*
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The prostitution makes it's opening argument:
It is a fact that "con" is the opposite of "pro". It is also widely known that "congress" is the opposite of "progress". Thus, we submit that "constitution" is the opposite of "prostitution".
What does that have to do with the people vs. tyr? Little, really, but it's a point that must be made for all of the people of Marwinia, whose country unfortunately shares the same name as esteemed defence attorney, and my mortal opponent in this case, Mr. John Marwin.
To persuade the jury and judge presiding over the case, I will present many exhibits to prove my case, including:
- how a "contractor" is the opposite of a "protractor"
- why "concure" should be introduced into the English language
- slammy's incredible fascination with farm animals (includes graphical imagry: do not bring children, young adults, or others with mentally unstable conditions to this portion of the trial)
As for the cheating claim, the prostitution would like to point out that everyone was cheating, as the thread's point was to count to one thousand (1,000). Despite numerous attempts at cheating, no individual succeeded in this effort. It is clear to the prostitution that individuals were supposed to count to one thousand (1,000) and failed to do so. Most participants who thought they were contributing positively to the thread only posted a single number, and some posted images that had nothing to do with counting, although there were some pretty sweet cars posted (yay Porche for making model numbers instead of names!).
The prostitution does not rest, but rather retires to the motel across the street to "resume business".
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John Marwin
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Registered: 30.Jun.03 |
My honor, if I may add just one thing:
I would like to point out that the prostitution has pointed out a very interesting detail of this game, the fact that it's unfinished!
Furthermore, I would like to point out that ... *points*
What's that? a Monkey?
Yes, it IS a monkey, therefore my client is innocent thanks to this pertinent fact!
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PartySan
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Replies: 6015
Registered: 20.Jun.04 |
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John Marwin wrote on 05 Feb. (23:48) :
My honor, if I may add just one thing:
I would like to point out that the prostitution has pointed out a very interesting detail of this game, the fact that it's unfinished!
Furthermore, I would like to point out that ... *points*
What's that? a Monkey?
Yes, it IS a monkey, therefore my client is innocent thanks to this pertinent fact!
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"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."
*boom*
"You are what you is" - Frank Zappa
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