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peter.not
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topic title sais all. you don't have to type whole song. and do not download this song, it really sucks.
bombay dr - sos
the tiger took my father
the tiger took my brother
the tiger took my mother
the tiger took my family
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Registered: 03.Jan.03 |
speed-focus - funky banana monkey
i've got a banana
in my pyjama
i've got a banana
you look kind of funky
i've got a banana
won't you be my monkey
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nepsus
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Just a few things that make me cringe every time I hear them. Your perception of "stupidity" may vary, I just know that singing/hearing these lines makes me feel like an idiot.
"If you love me like music I'll be your song" - Heart
"Legalize Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Legalize Drugs!" - No Use For A Name
"I know your motto is skate or die. Well Jesus died. Do you know why?" - The Lead
"You can take all the tea in China... etc. etc." - Van Morrison
"Seeing through the eyes of child (sic)" - Yes
"Drop the leash, we are young." - Pearl Jam
"Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink" - Jethro Tull
"When death like a gipsy comes to steal what I love..." - Jars of Clay
Latest release: Faeries Among the Weeds (347 hits)
Prior release: The Moon Traces A Path Across The Floor (532 hits)
 
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PartySan
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I somewhat agree with the No Use for a Name lyrics, but it does look stupid 
Worst lyrics... hmm... don't go for easy targets... no Mariah Carey or Céline Dion.
Hmm.
I'd say the 4th track on Post (look it up on Wikipedia) has some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard. Then again, about every 5th verse Björk's ever vomited sounds retarded... and in a horribly mangled English + thick Icelandic accent.
#2, Master P's "Make 'em Say Unghh". What we don't need is a song about diarrhea.
Tied for #1: "I'd Do Anything For Love" by Meat Loaf. The age old question, he won't do what? It's okay for rock songs to be dumb, but not fucking stupid.
Bill Hicks: I was in Nashville, TN, last year. After the show, I went to a waffle house (...) and I'm alone, I'm eatin', I'm readin' a book, right? Waitress walks over to me... "Hi! Whatcha readin' for?".
Isn't that like the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what'm I reading for.
Well, goddammit, ya stumped me. Why do I read? Hmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress!
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benefit of the boomerang
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Reply was moderated by slammy on 12. Jul 2007 (20:19)
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Analysis
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Gunther: 'eeny weeny sting bikini'
Gunther: 'Oooh, you touch my tralalaa'.
E-rotic: 'Max, dont have sex, with your ex, it will make your life complex... etc, etc..
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Nygen Dale
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Analysis wrote on 12 Jul. (20:10) :
Gunther: 'Oooh, you touch my tralalaa'.
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Absolute classic 
Also:
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
[Pause]
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
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John Marwin
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N.D. wrote on 12 Jul. (22:05) :
Analysis wrote on 12 Jul. (20:10) :
Gunther: 'Oooh, you touch my tralalaa'.
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Absolute classic
Also:
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
[Pause]
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
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Actually, me and a friend discovered that one of his friends (not close thankfully) was a raging homophobic.. so when he started getting obnoxious, me and my pal put a spot light on the floor, cranked up the stereo and did a karaeoke version of that song complete with incredibly over the top "gay" dance moves... all aimed at the homophobe .. he actually left the party 
I mean.. just imagine two guys suddenly switching a spotlight from the floor to your face and both pointing at you going "YOU!, I wanna take you to a gay bar!"
Needless to say, the gay couple on the party were laughing so hard we thought their sides would split 
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mrsix
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Registered: 01.Nov.04 |
worst lyrics ever - Life by Desree
I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one
else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight
that I fear most
I'd rather have a
piece of toast
Watch the evening news
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care
So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living
out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly
around the world
In a beautiful balloon
Life, oh life
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